The Author

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The Author is one of the many humans in the story contained in the Urkling's Book. The Author is supposedly an adult, and the only one who didn't think Colin O'Brian was crazy trying to tell everybody about the "green men" that ate his little sister, Maggie O'Brian. His late grandmother had taught him the recipe to bring an end to the suffering of all of the children who had been killed by the Urklings. He created potions that he urged Colin to drink. The first potion was an anaesthesia that incapacitated him long enough for The Author to tie Colin up and begin writing the first three chapters of the literary prison for the Urklings. Once he woke up, he pleaded The Author for his life. But The Author did what had to be done. The second potion had made Colin irresistible to every Urkling within a 100 mile radius. And the third potion was for The Author to drink. It began slowly transforming him into a Pale Urkling. By the time he had finished writing the book, the other Urklings had arrived. They paid no mind to The Author and his new form. The Urklings and The Author himself began ravenously devouring Colin. The last potion Colin drank made any Urklings who had eaten any part of Colin now magically tethered to the book. Shortly after Colin had been consumed without a trace by the Urklings and the Author, every Urkling in the area, including The Author, was sucked into the magical book prison. They had been imprisoned for many years, until the book mysteriously appeared contained in a chest in William Crinkle's attic. On that fateful night, William had woken up in the middle of the night, and was drawn to the attic for reasons unknown. He opened the chest, pulled the book out, and returned to his room to read, releasing those horrible Urklings, ready for their first feast in decades...